{"id":11893,"date":"2025-01-19T11:43:11","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T11:43:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/?p=11893"},"modified":"2025-01-19T12:28:53","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T12:28:53","slug":"de-ale-lui-cristi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/19\/de-ale-lui-cristi\/","title":{"rendered":"De-ale lui Cristi&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-10.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11894\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-10.png 1024w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-10-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-10-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-10-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eel sun, Cristi \u00eemi r\u0103spunde cu un Daaa oficial, amplu, de parc\u0103 a\u0219 intra \u00een audien\u021b\u0103. C\u00e2nd sun\u0103 el, \u201ebiroul&#8221; elegant \u0219i somptuos, de la care \u021bi-a acordat audien\u021ba, se transform\u0103 instant \u00eentr-o po\u0219t\u0103 comunal\u0103, pr\u0103fuit\u0103, ale c\u0103rei centraliste manevreaz\u0103 tija \u0219i te anun\u021b\u0103: \u201eAici, Roma! Roma!\u201d. Urmeaz\u0103 invariabil: \u201eCu cine vorbesc?\u201d. Este un joc al lui Cristi care te catapulteaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 voie \u00een cabinele telefonice vintage, cu u\u0219i din lemn l\u0103cuit, pe care le \u00eempingeai cu emo\u021bie, sper\u00e2nd s\u0103 auzi vocea cuiva din str\u0103in\u0103tate, \u00een ciuda conexiunii care suna de parc\u0103 vorbeai printr-un horn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La miezul nop\u021bii, dup\u0103 ce s-au \u00eencheiat meciurile, pe care, desigur, le urm\u0103rim din motive foarte \u201eserioase\u201d, \u2013 Cristi se apuc\u0103 de treab\u0103. Nu m-am prins niciodat\u0103 dac\u0103 munce\u0219te sau \u00ee\u0219i creeaz\u0103 o anume filosofie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201e\u0218tii ce fac? Sp\u0103l tigaia cu sare,\u201d \u00eemi spune. \u201eC\u00e2nd g\u0103tesc, nici nu mai pun sare \u00een m\u00e2ncare\u201d.<br>E ca \u0219i cum ai spune c\u0103 te antrenezi pentru maraton alerg\u00e2nd dup\u0103 autobuz. Ingenios \u0219i&#8230; economicos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Atalanta &#8211; Napoli.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eCe fotbal joac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia! Ce alearg\u0103!\u201d, exclam eu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eEi alearg\u0103 a\u0219a, c\u0103 e frig\u201d, comenteaz\u0103 Cristi doct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>-\u0218tii italiana ca un italian, \u00eei spun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El, bine\u00een\u021beles, nu rateaz\u0103 ocazia de a m\u0103 lumina:<br>-Nici speciali\u0219tii care fac Dic\u021bionare nu \u0219tiu toate cuvintele. Ei au recunoscut. &#8222;Noi suntem un colectiv, am lucrat pe grupe. Nu cunoa\u0219tem sensurile multor cuvinte&#8221;. Uite, de exemplu, \u00een italian\u0103, nu exist\u0103 dec\u00e2t dou\u0103 genuri, masculin \u0219i feminin. Cuv\u00e2ntul &#8222;scaun&#8221;, dac\u0103 eu le spun c\u0103 este neutru, ei nu m\u0103 cred \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103: Cum vine asta? \u201eScaun&#8221; e feminin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apropo de filosofii,.. <br>Cristi are un bidon de ulei de m\u0103sline, de peste cinci litri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eram la o manifestare, \u00eemi spune Cristi. C\u00e2nd am dat s\u0103 plec, am auzit dintr-un col\u021b: \u201eCristi, m\u0103 Cristi, nu m\u0103 l\u0103sa! Ia-m\u0103 cu tine!&#8221;. Bidonul a\u0219a m\u0103 ruga. \u201eStai lini\u0219tit, nu mai pl\u00e2nge, te iau! Cum s\u0103 te las singur aici&#8221;. \u0218i uite-l!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Va urma)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eel sun, Cristi \u00eemi r\u0103spunde cu un Daaa oficial, amplu, de parc\u0103 a\u0219 intra \u00een audien\u021b\u0103. C\u00e2nd sun\u0103 el, \u201ebiroul&#8221; elegant \u0219i somptuos, de la care \u021bi-a acordat audien\u021ba, se transform\u0103 instant \u00eentr-o po\u0219t\u0103 comunal\u0103, pr\u0103fuit\u0103, ale c\u0103rei centraliste manevreaz\u0103 tija \u0219i te anun\u021b\u0103: \u201eAici, Roma! Roma!\u201d. Urmeaz\u0103 invariabil: \u201eCu cine &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/19\/de-ale-lui-cristi\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">De-ale lui Cristi&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11893"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11898,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11893\/revisions\/11898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}