{"id":11899,"date":"2025-01-21T09:16:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T09:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/?p=11899"},"modified":"2025-01-21T12:39:17","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T12:39:17","slug":"de-ale-lui-cristi-cristi-si-miliardarul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/21\/de-ale-lui-cristi-cristi-si-miliardarul\/","title":{"rendered":"De-ale lui Cristi&#8230; (Cristi \u0219i miliardarul)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-12.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-12.png 1024w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-12-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-12-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-12-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Desen de AI<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cristi monta antene\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Femeia de serviciu a afectat accidental firul de la decodor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cristi merge \u0219i rezolv\u0103.<br>-C\u00e2t v\u0103 dau? \u00eentreab\u0103 miliardarul.<br>-C\u00e2t dori\u021bi! r\u0103spunde Cristi.<br>Miliardarul \u00eei \u00eentinde 500 de euro.<br>Fiind diminea\u021b\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu are s\u0103-i dea rest, Cristi reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 cu un \u201eU\u0103\u0103\u0103!\u201d interpretabil (pentru manoper\u0103, se lua, de obicei, 40 de euro).<br>-Dac\u0103 vi se pare prea pu\u021bin, v\u0103 mai dau! insist\u0103 miliardarul.<br>-Nu, nu, e bine! \u00eencheie Cristi oficiul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Va urma)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cristi monta antene\u2026 Femeia de serviciu a afectat accidental firul de la decodor. Cristi merge \u0219i rezolv\u0103.-C\u00e2t v\u0103 dau? \u00eentreab\u0103 miliardarul.-C\u00e2t dori\u021bi! r\u0103spunde Cristi.Miliardarul \u00eei \u00eentinde 500 de euro.Fiind diminea\u021b\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu are s\u0103-i dea rest, Cristi reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 cu un \u201eU\u0103\u0103\u0103!\u201d interpretabil (pentru manoper\u0103, se lua, de obicei, 40 de euro).-Dac\u0103 vi se pare &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/21\/de-ale-lui-cristi-cristi-si-miliardarul\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">De-ale lui Cristi&#8230; (Cristi \u0219i miliardarul)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11899"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11903,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11899\/revisions\/11903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}