{"id":12148,"date":"2025-04-16T12:52:27","date_gmt":"2025-04-16T12:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/?p=12148"},"modified":"2025-04-16T17:43:53","modified_gmt":"2025-04-16T17:43:53","slug":"de-ale-lui-cristian-galati-pis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/16\/de-ale-lui-cristian-galati-pis\/","title":{"rendered":"De-ale lui Cristian: Gala\u021bi &#8211; PIS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/image-9.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12149\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/image-9.png 1024w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/image-9-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/image-9-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/image-9-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">desen de AI<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vorbesc pe WhatsApp cu v\u0103rul Cristian. E la serviciu \u2013 supravegheaz\u0103 parcarea unui hotel. \u00cei spun c\u0103 nu mi-a mai ap\u0103rut pisica. De fapt, nu era a mea. Venise de la vecini, dar se obi\u0219nuise la mine. Alb\u0103 cu pete ro\u0219iatice \u0219i ochii alba\u0219tri, la fel ca pisica lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eUite!\u201d, zice el, brusc: \u201ePis! Pis! Pis!\u201d.<br>\u201eO ma\u0219in\u0103 de Gala\u021bi, un Mercedes, cu num\u0103rul de \u00eenmatriculare: GL &#8211; PIS.<br>A cobor\u00e2t o rom\u00e2ncu\u021b\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N-am \u00eentrebat ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are cu pisica. A zis doar c\u0103 sem\u0103na pu\u021bin cu ea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vorbesc pe WhatsApp cu v\u0103rul Cristian. E la serviciu \u2013 supravegheaz\u0103 parcarea unui hotel. \u00cei spun c\u0103 nu mi-a mai ap\u0103rut pisica. De fapt, nu era a mea. Venise de la vecini, dar se obi\u0219nuise la mine. Alb\u0103 cu pete ro\u0219iatice \u0219i ochii alba\u0219tri, la fel ca pisica lui. \u201eUite!\u201d, zice el, brusc: \u201ePis! Pis! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/16\/de-ale-lui-cristian-galati-pis\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">De-ale lui Cristian: Gala\u021bi &#8211; PIS<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12148"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12153,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12148\/revisions\/12153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}