{"id":12829,"date":"2025-10-06T05:42:42","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T05:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/?p=12829"},"modified":"2025-10-06T19:00:58","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T19:00:58","slug":"cu-noaptea-n-cap-la-reciclat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/06\/cu-noaptea-n-cap-la-reciclat\/","title":{"rendered":"Cu noaptea-n cap, la reciclat…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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La asemenea mecanisme de reciclare \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti oameni cu care, altfel, nu te-ai intersecta niciodat\u0103.
Azi-diminea\u021b\u0103, la ora 7:20, am trecut pe la un Lidl din drum, cu speran\u021ba c\u0103 voi sc\u0103pa de coad\u0103.
Intri \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 mic\u0103, unde pe dreapta sunt aliniate dou\u0103 aparate. L\u00e2ng\u0103 unul dintre ele, doi administratori sau mecanici \u00eencercau s\u0103-l repare, dar se loveau de acela\u0219i mesaj afi\u0219at pe ecran: \u201eEste necesar\u0103 interven\u021bia personalului\u201d<\/em>. Care, culmea, era chiar acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La cel\u0103lalt aparat, cu nasul lipit de ecran, se nec\u0103jea un b\u0103rbat de vreo cincizeci de ani, cu nasul gros \u0219i turtit, ca al comicilor francezi ori al clovnilor de circ. Era durduliu, aproape p\u0103trat, cum am spune noi \u00een glum\u0103, purta o geac\u0103 maro \u0219i pantaloni verzui, de armat\u0103. Avea doi saci burdu\u0219i\u021bi cu sticle \u0219i PET-uri. Nu avea curea, iar c\u00e2nd se apleca s\u0103 scoat\u0103 sticlele din sac, i se vedea lenjeria intim\u0103, extrem de colorat\u0103: cu flori mari, ro\u0219ii \u0219i albastre \u2013 asemenea tricoului fcsb, echipament \u00eembr\u0103cat mereu – chiar \u0219i c\u00e2nd fluier\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate – de c\u0103tre arbitrii din liga minunilor<\/em> r\u0103stite mm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd credeai c\u0103 a terminat \u0219i va elibera locul, \u00eel vedeai sco\u021b\u00e2nd din sac, cu m\u00e2nu\u021bele lui groase, c\u00e2te un nou PET \u2013 ca \u0219i cum ar fi fost un sac f\u0103r\u0103 fund. A\u0219a se spunea, pe vremuri, c\u0103 este l\u0103comia turcilor: un sac f\u0103r\u0103 fund. De altfel, fundul b\u0103rbatului era acoperit cu acel chilot \u00eenflorat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, c\u00e2nd a terminat de reciclat, colac peste pup\u0103z\u0103, aparatul s-a defectat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La ie\u0219ire, c\u00e2nd \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it am reu\u0219it s\u0103 reciclez, cine st\u0103tea lipit de zid, cu o \u021bigar\u0103 \u00een col\u021bul gurii \u0219i cu \u00eenc\u0103 un sac imens l\u00e2ng\u0103 el? Acela\u0219i individ cu nasul turtit. Ba chiar s-a mai dus \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, el \u00eensu\u0219i, la propria ma\u0219in\u0103 \u2013 neagr\u0103, posibil un Volkswagen, s\u0103 scoat\u0103 din portbagaj \u00eenc\u0103 doi saci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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La asemenea mecanisme de reciclare \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti oameni cu care, altfel, nu te-ai intersecta niciodat\u0103.Azi-diminea\u021b\u0103, la ora 7:20, am trecut pe la un Lidl din drum, cu speran\u021ba c\u0103 voi sc\u0103pa de coad\u0103.Intri \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 mic\u0103, unde pe dreapta sunt aliniate dou\u0103 aparate. L\u00e2ng\u0103 unul dintre ele, doi administratori sau mecanici \u00eencercau s\u0103-l repare, dar se … Continu\u0103 lectura Cu noaptea-n cap, la reciclat…<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12829"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12834,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12829\/revisions\/12834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}