{"id":13215,"date":"2025-12-09T16:13:53","date_gmt":"2025-12-09T16:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/?p=13215"},"modified":"2025-12-09T16:16:20","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T16:16:20","slug":"de-ale-lui-cristian-nu-mai-conduce-masina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/09\/de-ale-lui-cristian-nu-mai-conduce-masina\/","title":{"rendered":"De-ale lui Cristian: Nu mai conduce ma\u0219ina!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-6-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-6-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-6-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-6-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-6.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Desen de Ai<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cristian \u00een trafic, la Roma, c\u0103tre un \u0219ofer imprudent, care opre\u0219te c\u00e2nd are verde, pentru a trece altul din lateral care avea culoarea ro\u0219ie la semafor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> -De ce faci asta? Cum po\u021bi face asta? Abia am evitat s\u0103 te lovesc cu ma\u0219ina! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(\u0218oferul incon\u0219tient):-Am fata \u00een spate, cu mine&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cristian: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Dac\u0103 ai fata cu tine, nu mai conduce ma\u0219ina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cristian \u00een trafic, la Roma, c\u0103tre un \u0219ofer imprudent, care opre\u0219te c\u00e2nd are verde, pentru a trece altul din lateral care avea culoarea ro\u0219ie la semafor: -De ce faci asta? Cum po\u021bi face asta? Abia am evitat s\u0103 te lovesc cu ma\u0219ina! (\u0218oferul incon\u0219tient):-Am fata \u00een spate, cu mine&#8230; Cristian: -Dac\u0103 ai fata cu tine, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/09\/de-ale-lui-cristian-nu-mai-conduce-masina\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">De-ale lui Cristian: Nu mai conduce ma\u0219ina!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13215"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13218,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13215\/revisions\/13218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}