{"id":13250,"date":"2025-12-19T07:38:51","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T07:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/?p=13250"},"modified":"2025-12-19T14:42:55","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T14:42:55","slug":"despre-nicu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/19\/despre-nicu\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre Cet\u0103\u021beanul X&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Cet\u0103\u021beanul X m\u0103 tot vizita acum mai bine <br>de treizeci de ani.<br>\u00cemi povestea cum \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103rase loc de veci,<br>\u00een apropierea blocului.<br>\u201eDracu\u2019! S\u0103 fiu aproape de cas\u0103!<br>M\u0103 plimb ziua prin ora\u0219,<br>dau o tur\u0103 prin cartier...<br>Dac\u0103 este cald, <br>o s\u0103 scot, <br>noaptea, <br>picioarele afar\u0103 din groap\u0103\u201d.<br><br>De vreo doi ani,<br>el este la cimitir.<br>L-a ajuns propria-i glum\u0103,<br>care, tot de la trecerea vremii, <br>s-a \u00eengro\u0219at \u0219i l-a \u00eenghi\u021bit ca pe un dumicat.<br><br>Teoretic, de pe-atunci,<br>mai avea treizeci \u0219i ceva de ani de tr\u0103it<br>\u0219i-i mai ardea s\u0103 glumeasc\u0103 despre moarte.<br>Cum \u00eei va fi fost <br>c\u00e2nd u\u0219a i-a deschis-o coasa<br>\u0219i i-a t\u0103iat via\u021ba? <br><br>Era at\u00e2t de str\u00e2ng\u0103tor,<br>\u00eenc\u00e2t mi-a luat linguri\u021ba de inox<br>\u0219i a dus-o \u00een beciul lui,<br>unde le depozita pe toate.<br>Numai via\u021b\u0103 de rezerv\u0103<br>n-a pus deoparte,<br>pentru c\u0103 nu s-a putut,<br>nu a avut de unde lua zile.<br><br>El se pref\u0103cea glume\u021b,<br>r\u00e2dea pe \u00eenfundate \u2014<br>mai mult pufnea pe n\u0103ri,<br>ca un vapor<br>cu \u021bignale asurzitoare.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cet\u0103\u021beanul X m\u0103 tot vizita acum mai bine de treizeci de ani.\u00cemi povestea cum \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103rase loc de veci,\u00een apropierea blocului.\u201eDracu\u2019! S\u0103 fiu aproape de cas\u0103!M\u0103 plimb ziua prin ora\u0219,dau o tur\u0103 prin cartier&#8230;Dac\u0103 este cald, o s\u0103 scot, noaptea, picioarele afar\u0103 din groap\u0103\u201d.De vreo doi ani,el este la cimitir.L-a ajuns propria-i glum\u0103,care, tot de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/19\/despre-nicu\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Despre Cet\u0103\u021beanul X&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13250"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13256,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13250\/revisions\/13256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}