{"id":3904,"date":"2021-06-22T14:19:34","date_gmt":"2021-06-22T14:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/?p=3904"},"modified":"2021-06-22T14:26:11","modified_gmt":"2021-06-22T14:26:11","slug":"omuletul-de-metal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2021\/06\/22\/omuletul-de-metal\/","title":{"rendered":"Omule\u021bul de tabl\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen r\u00e2nd, un om de statur\u0103 mic\u0103, rotofei \u0219i brunet, \u00eemi spune c\u0103 are aceea\u0219i destina\u021bie cu a mea; \u00eemi arat\u0103 biletul de c\u0103l\u0103torie, scos la imprimant\u0103, de pe email, socotind c\u0103 \u00eei este de ajuns. \u00cel sf\u0103tuiesc s\u0103 mearg\u0103 din nou la check in, s\u0103 verifice, \u00eentruc\u00e2t nu cred c\u0103 a finalizat: e nevoie s\u0103-i transforme foaia respectiv\u0103 \u00een bilet propriu-zis. Fuge imediat de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, p\u0103r\u00e2nd, ca \u00eentr-o pild\u0103 latineasc\u0103, legat de geanta pe care o purta pe um\u0103r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen aparen\u021b\u0103, omule\u021bul p\u0103rea de tabl\u0103, rupt de lume, \u00eens\u0103 rezona, cu o viclenie inocent\u0103, de om neajutorat, cum, \u00eentr-un fel, am realizat c\u0103 \u0219i era, la vorbele mele. L-am rev\u0103zut \u00een alt r\u00e2nd, de p\u0103r\u0103sire a incintei aeroportului, c\u00e2nd, iar m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 va fi nimerit bine sau nu. Am mers \u00eempreun\u0103 la cele dou\u0103 domni\u0219oare, care anun\u021bau s\u0103 accead\u0103 la scara avionului cei cu prioritate &#8211; \u0219i el avea: doar le-a ar\u0103tat legitima\u021bia de zbor \u0219i dus a fost, nu s-a mai uitat \u00een urm\u0103, pentru vreun \u201eMul\u021bumesc!\u201d formal. \u201eEu nu cred c\u0103 am prioritate\u201d &#8211; m-am adresat duduilor, \u00een speran\u021ba de a m\u0103 \u00eendemna \u0219i pe mine s\u0103 \u00eenaintez pe culoar, s\u0103 scap de aglomera\u021bie: \u201eMai a\u0219tepta\u021bi dou\u0103 secunde!\u201d &#8211; m-au deturnat \u00een coada r\u00e2ndului. Cele dou\u0103 secunde s-au dilatat \u00een zece minute, chiar mai multe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen avion, peste dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri, \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, am z\u0103rit dou\u0103 bra\u021be mici, ridicate, ca ale lui Iisus pe cruce. Omule\u021bul se extindea confortabil \u00een scaun, dar \u0219i-a revenit, c\u00e2nd stewardesa i-a cerut s\u0103-\u0219i pun\u0103 masca. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Va urma)  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen r\u00e2nd, un om de statur\u0103 mic\u0103, rotofei \u0219i brunet, \u00eemi spune c\u0103 are aceea\u0219i destina\u021bie cu a mea; \u00eemi arat\u0103 biletul de c\u0103l\u0103torie, scos la imprimant\u0103, de pe email, socotind c\u0103 \u00eei este de ajuns. \u00cel sf\u0103tuiesc s\u0103 mearg\u0103 din nou la check in, s\u0103 verifice, \u00eentruc\u00e2t nu cred c\u0103 a finalizat: e nevoie &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2021\/06\/22\/omuletul-de-metal\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Omule\u021bul de tabl\u0103<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3904"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3909,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3904\/revisions\/3909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}