{"id":4791,"date":"2022-01-31T07:34:35","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T07:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/?p=4791"},"modified":"2022-01-31T07:34:35","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T07:34:35","slug":"il-vezi-pe-cel-cu-frigiderul-in-brate-zice-diogene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/31\/il-vezi-pe-cel-cu-frigiderul-in-brate-zice-diogene\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cel vezi pe cel cu frigiderul \u00een bra\u021be? zice Diogene&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cel vezi pe cel cu frigiderul \u00een bra\u021be? Ha! Ha! Ha! Pare a fi o femeie cu p\u00e2ntecul greu! C\u00e2t de ad\u00e2nc\u0103 este urma pa\u0219ilor lui! De c\u00e2nd ne na\u0219tem, suntem lega\u021bi de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, singurele ocazii \u00een care ne dep\u0103rt\u0103m de scoar\u021b\u0103, pentru c\u00e2teva secunde, cu ambele picioare, sunt s\u0103riturile \u00een lungime. \u00cen rest, avem planeta prins\u0103 de noi, ca la circ, halterofilul ce ridic\u0103 bila imens\u0103 de fier. A! alt prilej de evitare a tangen\u021bei cu p\u0103m\u00e2ntul este saltul cu para\u0219uta, care, de aceea, a fost inventat\u0103, ca s\u0103 ocolim lipitura de podea sau de c\u00e2mp etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cel cu frigiderul opteaz\u0103 pentru mortificare: pentru el, masa va fi din p\u0103s\u0103ri \u00eenghe\u021bate&#8230; Ignor\u0103 viul g\u00e2\u0219telor \u0219i al altor p\u0103s\u0103ri de curte, care zbur\u0103t\u0103cesc pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Va urma) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cel vezi pe cel cu frigiderul \u00een bra\u021be? Ha! Ha! Ha! Pare a fi o femeie cu p\u00e2ntecul greu! C\u00e2t de ad\u00e2nc\u0103 este urma pa\u0219ilor lui! De c\u00e2nd ne na\u0219tem, suntem lega\u021bi de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, singurele ocazii \u00een care ne dep\u0103rt\u0103m de scoar\u021b\u0103, pentru c\u00e2teva secunde, cu ambele picioare, sunt s\u0103riturile \u00een lungime. \u00cen rest, avem &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/31\/il-vezi-pe-cel-cu-frigiderul-in-brate-zice-diogene\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00cel vezi pe cel cu frigiderul \u00een bra\u021be? zice Diogene&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4791"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4792,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4791\/revisions\/4792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.revistaderecenzii.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}